In Beer & Pretzels, players throw coasters onto a table. And then they
get money. And then they throw more coasters. And then they get more
money. This very complex and detailed process repeats until the end of
the game at which point the player with the most money wins, just like
in real life. At that point the winner will claim that Beer & Pretzels
is the best game ever, and the losers will claim that the game is
fundamentally flawed, and most likely broken.
Just by coincidence, each coaster has an image of either pretzels or
beer on it. Different pretzels have different values. Beer doubles your
money. Players only score for items that are completely visible... items
entirely or partially obscured by other coasters don’t count. There
tends to be name calling, bragging, self-high-fiving and the occasional
brawl during the game, all of which add to the rich atmosphere and theme.
WARNING: Beer & Pretzels should be played with caution. Unmitigated use
of this game could result in anxiety, agitation, panic attacks, lapsing
into inconsistent foreign accents, irritability, hostility,
aggressiveness, double vision, drooling, impulsivity, restlessness,
extreme hyperactivity, unusual changes in behavior, kidney problems,
long term memory loss, narrow angle glaucoma, itching, right upper belly
pain, insomnia, fever, an inability to line up buttons properly on dress
shirts, dark urine, yellow skin/eyes, unexplained flu-like symptoms,
anal leakage, dizziness, yodeling, hive clusters, nausea, fainting upon
standing, stiff muscles, uncontrollable cravings for onion rings,
confusion, severe liver problems, barking, high fever, increased
frequency of toe stubbing, dry mouth, constipation, sudden
uncontrollable left-handedness and decreased appetite. This is not a
complete list of potential side effects. Ask your doctor if Beer &
Pretzels is right for you.
Fast Delivery
We aim to dispatch all orders within 1-2 working days. UK Mainland delivery is next day delivery from dispatch, handled Interlink Express, who will arrange a 1 hour delivery window which you will be notified of via e-mail or SMS message. UK Mainland 3-5 days is sent via Royal Mail.
Standard delivery is free on UK Mainland orders over £150.00
When choosing European delivery options, Zones 1-3 include Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, France (Inc. Monaco), Germany, Italy, Lichtenstein, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Republic of Ireland, Slovakia, Spain, and Switzerland. For all other European destinations, please select Zones 4-5.
No Quibble Returns
For our no quibble returns policy
click here.
Secure Payments
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We never store card details.
We never pass on your personal details to anybody.